salad queen

okay i know it’s been a hot minute, my two friends who actually read this blog, but i feel compelled to share what is probably the best goddamn salad i’ve ever made. with no pictures. cos you’re just gonna have to trust me.

i used:

  • 1 bag of salad leaves
  • 1 block of tofeta
  • a few thinly-sliced rings of red onion
  • 12 olives
  • 16 grapes
  • about 15cm of cucumber
  • 1 avocado
  • 1 julienned bell pepper
  • fuckloads of halved cherry tomatoes
  • bulgur wheat
  • croutons
  • lemon juice
  • olive oil
  • salt
  • pepper
  • Magick™️

soz, nobody can top that. ever.

coming as soon as i can be bothered: my Rules for Salad.

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